I was in Niagra Falls recently and it just so happened that my entire family (From my dad’s side) was going to be there. All of us together. This would be the first time in about 15 years. So yes, we had some fun.
The only members of my family missing happened to be my husband and the teenager who both stayed behind. Our 10 animals needed a babysitter and the teenager had school.
The point of this post is the fun of drunken texts. I had a little too much fun on our last night there while Matt was home having a little too much fun of his own. The two of us mostly communicated through texts and I want to share them with all of you.
Me: There are weirdos here!
Matt: I love you and I can’t feel my toes
Me: I live you top, Th toes/ my face!
Me: Is everyone sloping ghetto
Me: In f**ked too. Since king 4birds age
Me: My phone is suing?
Matt: 4birds age?? double you tee eff
Me: I can home Fri cornfield. In from. I ythinkb it passes out not
Me: I lib you too
Me: Please remember to take cat of aminals
Matt: What’s up with a cornfiwld?
Me: I Dublin! I’m have to Gordon. Sleep. I’ve been up since ten and drink sombre 4. Bed fog me. I love job and hold job Gabriel s good hint. PleDged be good any art you red lly film! I miss oh. A bunches.
So there is some of what was said between the two of us on this wonderous night! Drunk texting and auto correct do not mix. I wonder what it would have looked like without Autocorrect!
Do you have any great drunken texts? Send them our way! I’d love to compare. Plus…they make me laugh!
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